‘How high?’ Would gutless Obama really let the Taliban call the shots?


So, according to the Associated Press, the White House has amended its Bergdahl swap narrative yet again. AP reports that “officials” now claim that Congress was kept in the dark about the exchange because the Taliban had threatened to kill Bergdahl if the deal became public.


Most citizens are calling B.S. on this version of events, but the notion that President Obama would give in to the Taliban’s demands doesn’t seem nearly as unbelievable.

Taliban: Jump.

Obama: How high?

Taliban: Maureen Dowd high.— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) June 05, 2014


We can see it now:


President Fraidy-Cat.


Let’s take a few moments to imagine how other big decisions would play out in the Obama White House if the Taliban were calling the shots:


Obama: Wait, you want us to pay people for their shitty old cars? That's stupid.
Taliban: We'll kill him!
Obama: Alright fine.— L (@OrwellForks) June 05, 2014

Obama: But why would we over-regulate our fastest growing sector in a weak economy?
Taliban: We'll kill him!
Obama: Ok, I'll do it!— L (@OrwellForks) June 05, 2014


Obama: But I told them they could keep their plans.
Taliban: We'll kill him
Obama: I'll see what I can do.— Brian Nelson (@Liberty_guy85) June 05, 2014

Hey, maybe there’s something to this “the Taliban made me do it” excuse after all:


There you go!


Heh. At least blaming the Taliban would be a nice break from blaming Bush. Though it definitely wouldn’t improve this president’s image.


Gutless is as gutless does.




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