‘Carnival Triumph, now self-aware and run by Skynet’: Twitter provides comic relief after ship’s latest mishap


Zing! As Twitchy reported, the Carnival Triumph cruise ship continued its ill-fated run today when it broke loose from its dock. Twitter users swiftly stepped in to page CNN. The network was seemingly obsessed with the poop-cruise when it was disabled at sea.

CNN right now, upon hearing the Carnival Triumph news: youtu.be/PVlXYoVZHfA

— Anthony De Rosa (@AntDeRosa) April 3, 2013

Then, they stepped in to provide some much-needed comic relief.


— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) April 3, 2013

BREAKING: The Carnival Triumph cruise ship has just transformed into a giant robot and is chanting, “Hail, Megatron.”

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) April 3, 2013

The curse of the Carnival Triumph, on @abcworldnews tonight. There are dozens of boats in Port of Mobile. Only ONE broke loose. #bumperboat

— Matt Gutman (@mattgutmanABC) April 3, 2013

RT @sonnybunch: THEORY: Carnival Triumph broke free from Mobile dock to take the fight to the North Koreans.

— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) April 3, 2013

#CarnivalTriumph doesn’t need repairs, it needs an exorcism. 😁

— Angel Sunshine (@ntrllyangel) April 3, 2013

The Carnival Triumph is proving that ironic naming never goes out of style.

— Tony Johns (@TonyJWriter) April 3, 2013

Thinking that Carnival should probably re-christen the ‘Triumph’ to the USS Holy F*ck, What Now?

— Not Not Matt (@mdrache) April 3, 2013

Reports are Carnival Triumph broke loose when it was hit with a basketball thrown by Mike Rice.

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) April 3, 2013

Carnival Triumph escapes Alabama, rest of Alabama jealous

— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) April 3, 2013

Carnival now has one undamaged ship left – the Metaphor.

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) April 3, 2013

BREAKING: US launches massive guided poop torpedo towards North Korea. #Carnival

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) April 3, 2013

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