A Seattle Chevron Gas Station Doesn’t Attract Attention With Low Prices, But Something Else

The folks at Seattle Propane at Wallingford Chevron added a convenience store to their gas station by replacing an auto repair shop back in 2005. They wanted their customers to know about the updated offerings, so they decided to get attention in a way most other gas stations wouldn’t even dream of: entertaining people!

USA! USA! USA!

One can never have enough puns.

If only humility was achieved that easily.

I feel your pain.

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Feel free to use this at your next party.

This sign basically describes my life.

*RIMSHOT*

…Say most college students on Sunday morning.

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Good advice you should listen to right meow.

This. Is. The. Best.

Wordplay: it never gets old.

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